“Matt and Mandy,” Friend, September 2017
Hey, Matt. Wanna hear a joke?
Come here, then. We don’t want the playground aide to hear it.
Oh, I guess maybe I don’t want to hear it either.
What’s the matter? Chicken?
No. But Stretch is, and he doesn’t like those kinds of jokes either. He thinks they’re gross.
I mentioned your name to some guys at school. Hope you don’t mind.