“More Riddles,” Friend, Jan. 1972, 23
Why should spiders make good outfielders? Because they always catch flies.
Spell enemy in three letters. NME or FOE.
What nut reminds you of a large strong box? A chestnut.
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek (leak).
Which are the most contented birds? Crows. They never complain without caws (cause).
Teacher: If you have ten potatoes and must divide them equally among seven persons, how would you do it? Mary: “I’d mash them!”