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“Riddles,” Friend, Jan. 1974, 23


When is a piece of wood like a king? When it is made into a ruler.

What animal travels the most? An elephant—he always carries a trunk.

What is the opposite of hot dog? Cool cat.

How is a snowman like a box of cereal? They both contain many flakes.

What would you call an apple playing the trumpet? Tutti frutti.

What’s the difference between a cat and a match? One lights on its feet, the other on its head.