The Extra Smile
    Footnotes

    “The Extra Smile,” New Era, Oct. 2008, 48

    The Extra Smile

    “Do as I’m doing; follow, follow me. Do as I’m doing, follow, follow me …”

    “I can tie it high or low, I can tie it fast or slooow …”

    “Dad! The music doesn’t help.”

    “I’m sorry, did you want me to get your little sister to show you how to tie a necktie for you?”

    Ryan Stoker

    “I’m getting a JF008-MP3 error code: Computer cannot import your father’s music because it’s just too awful.”

    Randy Glasbergen

    “Can I get on a calling plan where you only charge me for intelligent conversation?”

    Jon Clark

    “Thou shalt not steal.”

    Val Chadwick Bagley