“Short Ribs,” Friend, July 1993, 26
Hello from Siberia: “Have an ice day!”
Water beds: what fish sleep in.
Craziest vegetable: peanut.
Cowardly match: “Please don’t strike me!”
Rabbit’s theme song: “Hoppy Days Are Here Again.”
Bored? Watch the soup and salad bowl.
Shoe to a foot: “You’re putting me on!”
Did you hear what happened to the dirty coat? It was taken to the cleaners.