Matt and Mandy

Matt and Mandy fighting

Illustrations by Matt Sweeney

It is!

It isn’t!

Is too!

Is not!

Later at dinner—

I thought I heard some shouting earlier. What was that about?

Um, I forgot already.

Well, I …

… I think I’ll forget it too.

I forget things too. Like everything. Because, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m a rubber chicken!

After dinner—

C’mon. I’ll help you with the dishes.

Mandy volunteering to do dishes? Now that’s worth remembering!