“Sister Simon’s Saints,” Friend, Nov. 1996, 47
You’re crazy, Josh. You had enough money for a new bike and then you go wacko and give a tenth of your hard-earned loot to your church.
If you didn’t want to use that money for your bike, you could’ve bought baseball cards.
If you didn’t want baseball cards, you could’ve bought a model plane.
If you didn’t want a model plane, you could’ve had a new football. This thing’s coming apart at the seams.
But no, you just gave your money away! And now what do you have to show for it?
Peace of mind? What’s peace of mind?