“Animal Silly Sentences,” Friend, Jan. 1992, 26
Roll a die and write down the words from the Who column corresponding to the number on the die. Continue by rolling the die for each category until you’ve completed a silly sentence with a word or phrase from each column. Then try it again.
A Grizzly Bear
bought some colored ink
at Seven Seas University
just when the roller coaster was plunging downward
to make a cover for his asteroid.
sat up and begged
in a yarn shop
because he wanted a petunia for breakfast.
blew a monstrous bubble
on top of an anthill
one winter day
because he wanted to squirt a rainbow.
went to school
in a supermarket
one rainy day
to learn about the man in the moon.
left the jungle
while her mother was napping
to find a playground with monkey bars.
rescued an elephant
in a helicopter
during the most exciting part of the book he was reading
to buy some chairs for her pocket.