“Jokes and Riddles,” Friend, Oct. 1981, 24–25
What did the space cook see on the skillet? Unidentified frying objects.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the big dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Which ships are the hardest to conquer? Hardships.
What do you call a muddy spaceship that crosses the galaxy twice? A dirty double-crosser.
What speaks every language anywhere in the world but has never been to school? An echo.
What do you call a hot-rod space shuttle that won’t run? A shot rod.
What happens if you swallow uranium? You get a-tomic ache.
What meal do astronauts like best? Launch.
What goes up and down but never moves? A staircase.
What kind of pliers do you use in a math class? Multipliers.