Jokes and Riddles

• What did the space cook see on the skillet? Unidentified frying objects.

• Why didn’t the skeleton go to the big dance? Because he had no body to go with.

• Which ships are the hardest to conquer? Hardships.

• What do you call a muddy spaceship that crosses the galaxy twice? A dirty double-crosser.

• What speaks every language anywhere in the world but has never been to school? An echo.

• What do you call a hot-rod space shuttle that won’t run? A shot rod.

• What happens if you swallow uranium? You get a-tomic ache.

• What meal do astronauts like best? Launch.

• What goes up and down but never moves? A staircase.

• What kind of pliers do you use in a math class? Multipliers.