The night I wore my Sunday best for supper with a special guest, I found my chair and fixed my hair and sat the best I could.
Avast, ye landlubbers! But a pirate with his mighty boots swung through the window from the woods.
He crashed and slashed. I had my family to defend. Anthony! --my mother said-- Sit down! This has to end. I put my knife beside my plate and tried my best to sit up straight.
But the sheriff rode in and tossed me a badge of tin. Need your help, partner. Yee-haw! I waved to my mother, who calmly said-- That's enough. Now off to bed. So I went where I was sent and waited in the gloom, but the queen knew where I'd been and snuck into my room. Family--isn't it about time? I love you very much. Come back to dinner, and you may have dessert with us. But your friends will have to stay.
From The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
